# WODGE

> One coin, twelve animals, twelve real stocks, and nobody ever gets the stocks.
> A memecoin on Robinhood Chain (4663) that launches on the pons v2 launchpad
> quoted in SPY, a real Robinhood-issued tokenised stock.

## What it is

- [WODGE](https://wodge.pages.dev/): the whole product on one page.
- [The food](https://wodge.pages.dev/#food): pons v2 credits a launch fee in the
  asset the token trades against, so a stock-quoted launch is paid its fee in
  stock. The fee does not buy the food. The fee is the food.
- [The stable](https://wodge.pages.dev/#stable): twelve creatures, one Robinhood
  stock token each, with live prices read from each stock's own Uniswap V3 pool.
- [Your wodge](https://wodge.pages.dev/#yours): every address already maps to one
  of the twelve, as uint160(address) % 12. No wallet connect, ever.
- [What you get](https://wodge.pages.dev/#nothing): nothing. No yield, no claim,
  no airdrop, no redemption.
- [Contracts](https://wodge.pages.dev/#contracts): every address on chain 4663.

## The mechanism, precisely

- $WODGE is quoted in SPY (0x117cc2133c37B721F49dE2A7a74833232B3B4C0C).
- Each trade pays a 1% curve fee, credited in SPY. pons takes 30% first.
- feed() claims the escrow balance and splits it into twelve equal shares.
- serve(i) swaps one share into that creature's stock and sends it to that
  creature's own belly contract.
- A belly has no transfer, no approve, no owner and no fallback, so the stocks
  are unreachable by everyone including the deployer.
- The split is equal rather than weighted so that no keeper, snapshot or vote is
  required, and so that the only reason one animal gets fatter is that its stock
  went up.

## What is deliberately not claimed

- No payout, yield, dividend, distribution, APR, revenue share or claim.
- No cadence: pons runs the fee sweep, so claimable always lags earned.
- No burn: the fee never arrives as $WODGE, so there is nothing to burn.
- No custody: the vault holds stock, and it holds it for nobody.

## Status

Pre-launch. The token does not exist yet and this page carries no price, market
cap or holder count. The twelve stocks, their pools and the pons contracts are
real and live now.