NUB
glazed teal ceramic, brass belly
- stock
- SPY
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
One coin. Twelve animals. Twelve real stocks. Nobody ever gets the stocks.
$WODGE trades on pons v2 against SPY, a real Robinhood stock token. pons credits the fee in whatever the token trades against, so the fee does not buy the food. The fee is the food.
Robinhood Chain 4663. Every number here is an
eth_call your own browser made straight to the chain.
Nothing is proxied, there is no price API, and you can watch it happen in the network tab.
SPY…NUB
NVDA…PIP
MSFT…SLAB
TSLA…FUZZ
AAPL…GLOB
PLTR…SPUD
GME…CRUST
META…BRICK
COIN…BREW
MSTR…TICK
GOOGL…SNAG
AMZN…SLUG
SPY…NUB
NVDA…PIP
MSFT…SLAB
TSLA…FUZZ
AAPL…GLOB
PLTR…SPUD
GME…CRUST
META…BRICK
COIN…BREW
MSTR…TICK
GOOGL…SNAG
AMZN…SLUG
Grub arrives as stock,
because pons pays in stock.
A pons v2 launch is quoted against something. Quote it against ETH and the fee arrives as ETH. Quote it against a Robinhood stock token and the fee arrives as that stock. The escrow's own source says so: revenue arrives in whichever asset the launch trades against. Never the launch token, never WETH.
So $WODGE is quoted in SPY. Every buy pays 1%. Every sell pays 1%. Both sides pay it in SPY, pons takes its 30% first, and what is left is grub.
Grub moves through exactly three states, and all three are public reads on Robinhood Chain. Nothing here is reported by us. You can check every one of them against the explorer without asking this site for anything.
pons runs the sweep, not us. Fees are earned continuously and become claimable when pons moves them, so what is claimable always lags what is earned. There is no schedule for this, and you should distrust anyone who gives you one.
state one
The trough
Fee that has been earned and that pons has not swept yet. It is not ours until it is in the escrow, and we cannot make that happen faster.
read: FeeEscrow.balanceOfToken(stable, SPY)
state two
The pantry
Claimed, and split twelve equal ways. Still SPY, so unserved grub is still sitting in the
market. Anyone can call feed(). Nobody is paid to.
read: WodgeStable.pantry(i)
state three
The belly
Spent on that creature's own stock and sent to that creature's own address. Each belly is a contract with no transfer, no approve, no owner and no fallback.
read: stock.balanceOf(bellyOf(i))
Why twelve equal shares and not a vote. A weighted split needs a list of holders that an ERC-20 cannot give you, which means a keeper with discretion, which means trusting somebody's behaviour. Equal twelfths need nothing: no keeper, no snapshot, no Merkle root, nothing to rig. It also makes the scoreboard honest. Every animal is fed identically, so the only reason one gets fatter is that its stock went up.
Twelve animals.
One stock each.
The pairing is by material and attitude, not by ticker. Prices below come from each stock's own Uniswap V3 pool on this chain, read live by your browser.
PIP
amber resin, gold flakes suspended
- stock
- NVDA
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
SLAB
gunmetal and fired orange enamel
- stock
- MSFT
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
FUZZ
flocked magenta velvet
- stock
- TSLA
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
GLOB
milky jade, one gold cabochon
- stock
- AAPL
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
SPUD
terracotta, kintsugi gold repair
- stock
- PLTR
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
CRUST
volcanic basalt, molten seams
- stock
- GME
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
BRICK
cobalt cast glass
- stock
- META
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
BREW
iridescent anodised metal
- stock
- COIN
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
TICK
white marble, coral inlay
- stock
- MSTR
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
SNAG
verdigris copper
- stock
- GOOGL
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
SLUG
sulfur silicone
- stock
- AMZN
- price
- reading…
- belly
- unhatched
A price is only shown when the pool behind it holds real depth. Below the floor a stock reads unpriceable rather than showing a number from a pool nobody trades. Pricing COIN off an empty pool's stale slot0 was 11.7% wrong when this was built, and only a second source caught it.
Forty two seconds.
The whole mechanism, drawn rather than generated. No AI video anywhere in it.
You already
have one.
Every address on earth is already one of the
twelve. uint160(you) % 12. No mint, no gas, no signature, and this
site will never ask you to connect a wallet.
If you want a different animal there is an
adopt(uint8) on the vault. It is cosmetic and it stays cosmetic: it
changes no split, earns nothing, and confers no advantage. Rarity that pays is the
predatory line, and this thing holds real stock.
paste an address to see your animal
Nothing.
Holding $WODGE pays you nothing. There is no yield, no claim, no airdrop, no redemption and no way to reach the stocks. You get an animal and a scoreboard.
- The bellies cannot be withdrawn from. Not by holders, not by whoever deployed this, not by anyone. It is not a promise not to. There is no function.
- Nothing burns. The fee never arrives as $WODGE, so there is nothing to burn, and any version of this page that once said otherwise was wrong.
- Nobody is paid to call
feed()orserve(). They are open to anyone and they pay no bounty. - This product has claimed a mechanism it did not have before, more than once. The fix was to ship one with nothing left to falsify.
A creature can only exist
if pons approves its stock.
Sixteen Robinhood stock tokens are approved quote assets on the live pons v2 factory. Twelve have animals. The other four are real, approved, and waiting.
This is not a roadmap we control. NFLX was not approved on 30 August and is approved now, so the roster genuinely moves, and it moves because of somebody else's transaction.
| ticker | issue | animal | state | address |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPY | SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust | NUB | hatched | 0x117c…4C0C |
| NVDA | NVIDIA | PIP | hatched | 0xd060…9EEC |
| MSFT | Microsoft | SLAB | hatched | 0xe932…2e74 |
| TSLA | Tesla | FUZZ | hatched | 0x322F…3b2d |
| AAPL | Apple | GLOB | hatched | 0xaF3D…93f9 |
| PLTR | Palantir Technologies | SPUD | hatched | 0x894E…4F2A |
| GME | GameStop | CRUST | hatched | 0x1b0E…153E |
| META | Meta Platforms | BRICK | hatched | 0xc0D6…2f35 |
| COIN | Coinbase | BREW | hatched | 0x6330…450b |
| MSTR | Strategy Inc. | TICK | hatched | 0xec26…da09 |
| GOOGL | Alphabet Class A | SNAG | hatched | 0x2e08…4FE3 |
| AMZN | Amazon | SLUG | hatched | 0x12f1…bF54 |
| AMD | AMD | no animal yet | unhatched | 0x8692…3fdC |
| NFLX | Netflix | no animal yet | unhatched | 0xE044…91E8 |
| QQQ | Invesco QQQ | no animal yet | unhatched | 0xD5f3…de68 |
| CRCL | Circle Internet Group | no animal yet | unhatched | 0xdF09…1CB5 |
Impostors are the norm on this chain. Three hundred and sixty one contracts answer to GME and three hundred and fifty four of them are fake, so identity here is the address and never the symbol.
Every address,
so you can check.
| what | address on chain 4663 | role |
|---|---|---|
| pons v2 LaunchFactory | 0x7eD598BcEf8bd9Edd8C97A195C6d13f40801EC7e | launches the token and pins its fee policy |
| pons v2 FeeEscrow | 0xd3AFEB2a57f70eF218Aa82451c51B2fb0416Ac9e | the trough. holds the fee until it is claimed |
| pons v2 MemeHook | 0xE5e702641Ea86F4ae6cC3cDaeD2B886f976Be044 | credits the same way after graduation |
| pons v2 LaunchLocker | 0x267444D099b10fB5Ed7c3Cc7B7c767AdcA574952 | holds the graduated liquidity position |
| Uniswap V3 factory | 0x1f7d7550B1b028f7571E69A784071F0205FD2EfA | the deep one on this chain. not the renounced one |
| SwapRouter02 | 0xCaf681a66D020601342297493863E78C959E5cb2 | every serve routes through here |
| USDG (Global Dollar) | 0x5fc5360D0400a0Fd4f2af552ADD042D716F1d168 | the hub for ten of the twelve. six decimals, not eighteen |
| WETH | 0x0Bd7D308f8E1639FAb988df18A8011f41EAcAD73 | the hub for COIN and MSTR |
| $WODGE | not launched | the token. this page will carry its address the moment it exists |
| WodgeStable | not deployed | the vault. holds nothing today |
Pre-launch, and it says so. There is no price, no market cap and no holder count on this page because there is no token yet. The twelve stocks and their pools are real and live right now, which is the part you can check today.